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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
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"How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall? They blocked streets with a human wall"
"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."
"Anyone else think they should limit Oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like Twitter?"
"St. Patricks Day Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them. Because whatever you do with ""I"" I do with ""U"""
"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."
"Science joke: What do you study to learn about acid? A pHD"
"Back in my day... They called selfie sticks dildos."
"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"