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Joke of the Day
"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
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"Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool."
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"I'm creeped out by the Hamburger Helper glove. ""Hi, I'm a dismembered hand here to help out with dinner."" No thanks."
"When a coworker says ""This is all Greek to me"", I always assume they want me to punch them right in their throatopolis."
"When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not ""No, I just lie there."""
"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"
"It was so cold last night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his *own* pockets."
"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""