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Joke of the Day
"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
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"Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit."
"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."
"Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to divorce court The judge says to Mickey, ""Mickey! You say your wife is crazy."" Mickey replies, ""No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy!"""
"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"
"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"
"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."
"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"""What's that?"" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* ""WTH!?!"""