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Joke of the Day

"I heard Reddit opened its own restaurant... The food is great, but the servers are always down."

"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."

"""Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"" ""DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"""

"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"

"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"

"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."

"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"

"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"

"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"

"After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me. What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry...."