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Joke of the Day
"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"
Next Joke
"Hmmm... Jack Nicholson. He's that guy from the Laker's games right?"
"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face."
"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""
"When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I'm like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot."
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? [NSFW] The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning."
"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"
"There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows."
"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."