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Joke of the Day
"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"
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"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."
"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""
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"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."
"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."
"What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House? A pineapples pricks are on the outside."
"Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now."