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Joke of the Day

"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi"

"I misspelled ""marriage"" and Auto Correct changed it to ""mirage."" What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?"

"ASIAN KIDS: Do they make you ride through the X-ray machine at the airport since your minds are basically computers?"

"Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice."

"[old couple feeding ducks in the park] ""Nothing could ruin this Edna"" *I scare all the ducks away, punch the old man and steal their bread"

"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"

"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"

"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."