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Joke of the Day
"Hmmm... Jack Nicholson. He's that guy from the Laker's games right?"
Next Joke
"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."
"Go 3 days without your favorite thing. Then go 3 days without sleep. It turns out sleep is actually your favorite thing."
"Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: ""Fun fun fun worry worry worry"" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"
"Why is Pharrell Williams happy? Because he ""got lucky""."
"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created"
"It sucks when someone cuts you off in traffic and you have to catch up to them & throw a perfectly good cup of coffee at their windshield."
"What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? Bawdy wash."
"Why is camping so much fun? It's intense!"