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Joke of the Day
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""
Next Joke
"What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head!"
"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."
"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."
"Did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."
"- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America"
"How do you know when you're turning 40? When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh"
"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"
"Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"
"I mentioned my back pain to my dad in passing today. His reply? ""At least it's all behind you."""