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Joke of the Day

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face."

"You see, the thing about dark humor is... it's a lot like food. Not everybody gets it."

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."

"We were so poor Dad could only afford to drink 3-4 nights a week."

"My dad says I'm lazy, but he's wrong. I like work. I could watch it for hours."

"My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!"

"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock."

"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"