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Joke of the Day

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race."

"The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day. Wife: ""Windows frozen."" Husband: ""Pour some warm water over them."" Wife: ""Computer completely screwed up now."""

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"

"My Dad finally said that I was funny. I asked him if he loved me."

"Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick."

"*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside"

"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."