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Joke of the Day

"GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google ""woman stabs"" and see how many stories come up."

"I got sick from a fist bump it's the first confirmed case of ebrola"

"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"

"How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach? Well..it's not hard"

"What's the difference between spit and swallow? A firm grip on the back of her head."

"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""

"Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm."

"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."

"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"

"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."