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Joke of the Day

"GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google ""woman stabs"" and see how many stories come up."

"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."

"Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!"

"What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends? Hearing AIDS."

"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"

"I got arrested for saying ""Hi!"" to my friend Jack The Air Marshall doesn't screw around"

"Floyd Mayweather will be saddened by the death of Ali I mean just wait until someone reads all these articles to him calling Ali the greatest."

"How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"What do you call 2 Chainz when he gets fat? 2 Chinz"

"Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier."