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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
Next Joke
"A Jewish son asks his father for fifty dollars.. The father responds, ""forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"Just took a short nap, although I wouldn't exactly call it a cat nap since I didn't lay on anyone's clothes or laptop like a total asshole."
"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."
"If Obama was in Mortal Kombat... He'd be called ""Baraka Obama"""
"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"
"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."
"My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead."
"I was chasing a girl with a dildo through the park. I would have left her alone, if she'd just given me back my dildo."
"One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators"