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Joke of the Day
"I got arrested for saying ""Hi!"" to my friend Jack The Air Marshall doesn't screw around"
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"Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite ...because all the others could not be positively identified."
"Driving back from funeral yesterday: Stairway To Heaven *click* Tears In Heaven *click* Highway To Hell *click* Macarena! *leaves it*"
"*points at self* the man.. *poimts at foot* the leg-end"
"Your check a$$hole light is on."
"'Space Jam' never gets old - that's because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don't spoil. Hi, I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson."
"martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her. in fact it is the opposite emotion"
"A fava bean was playing near a meat grinder Then his mother came and said, ""Stop that! You're making a foule out of yourself!"""
"What do you get when you cross The Atlantic with The Titanic? About halfway."
"How does Bilbo take his tea? Bag-in"