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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends? Hearing AIDS."

"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"

"A young couple are in bed for the very first time The guy asks "" Are you nervous?""--- ""Yes "" she says.--- ""Is this your first time?""--- ""No, i've been nervous before"""

"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"

"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."

"*gets to front of unemployment line* yes I'd like to be unemployed"

"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"

"What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth."

"What do you call Oprah on drugs? Doprah"

"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"