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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."

"Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges."

"In a parallel universe somewhere, all the Pumpkin Spice Lattes are getting really excited for White Girl season at Starbucks."

"What would happen if all of the mass in the universe turned into energy? The universe would be light."

"Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he's a Wino-saur!"

"you can tell the new mad max movie takes place in a lawless post apocalyptic hellscape because not one person used their blinker"

"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"

"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."

"What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage."

"Did you hear the one about the chicken and the egg? They were trying to get each other off!"