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Joke of the Day
"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"
Next Joke
"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."
"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."
"What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal? Well they don't call me ""Saddamy"" Hussein for nothing!"
"Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix"
"Ivan Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint the phone rings and he jumps up shouting ""Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""
"China already tried Trump's giant wall idea, and we saw how that worked out... not too many fuckin' Mexicans in China, are there?"
"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."
"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"
"What is the difference between a 5 and a 2? 3."