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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather will be saddened by the death of Ali I mean just wait until someone reads all these articles to him calling Ali the greatest."

"Just made a deal with the devil. I got a PS2, half a box of white wine and an autographed photo of George Bush in exchange for my Kia Soul."

"I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn't find a close enough parking spot so I left."

"If you don't know what a prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."

"What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend."

"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"

"We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive."

"I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me."

"I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed not my fault they don't have windows"

"My dick is like Amazon Prime... It comes fast :("