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Joke of the Day
"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"
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"What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 7 trees:)"
"How can Peter Pan fly? You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter."
"Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around."
"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."
"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."
"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."
"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."
"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""
"What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? They both want to get there before the hair"