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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 Chainz when he gets fat? 2 Chinz"
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"Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake? Because she had one heck of an ex-goose"
"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."
"Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police"
"Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience."
"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"
"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"
"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."
"not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore. My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch"
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""