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Joke of the Day

"We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent."

"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""

"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."

"What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke? Karma. (Please forgive me)"

"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."

"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"

"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."

"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."

"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""