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Joke of the Day
"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."
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"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"
"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."
"Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident."
"Mr. Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!"
"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."
"Her love makes my world go round."
"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""
"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."
"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."