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Joke of the Day

"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."

"""I like Trump because he isn't a politician."" Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician."

"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"

"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist? One is a nerdy digger."

"If you're black and you know it.... drop that T.V.!"

"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."

"What distance say when velocity fell on top of him? Ow, this really hertz."

"Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic"