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Joke of the Day
"What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke? Karma. (Please forgive me)"
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"What is the difference between kinky sex and perverted sex? Kinky sex involves a feather, perverted sex involves the whole chicken."
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"How to become cool A) Put on sunglasses B)"
"Two Calamari Two calamari walk into a pub. Bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" ""We'll have a Hurricane and a Sex On the Beach"" says squid A. Bartender pauses and says, ""That'll be three squid then."""
"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"
"Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both."
"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends."
"What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette? Omelette you finish"
"I caught a fish and let slip I was going to eat him He was gutted"