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Joke of the Day

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."

"Africa If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of aids."

"Me: Babe will you love me when I'm old & fat. Wife: I sure do."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"pizza has 5 letters if u double that u get 10 if u divide that by 2 u get 5 & if u do some more math u get 666 coincidence i think not"

"I don't know what it is about my masseuse... But something about her just rubs me the wrong way."

"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I'm not really a fan of the Indy 500"

"Huge sale this weekend, we have too many mountain lions, please come buy a mountain lion, this was a horrible business plan, one guy got ate"