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Joke of the Day
"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."
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"Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess"
"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."
"There was time in the old west A dog with three legs walks into a saloon, he slams open the doors, looks around at the startled patrons and asks, ""Anyone seen my PAW?"""
"Why didn't the car have a tire? Because cars don't wear clothes."
"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."
"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."
"I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates."