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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%."

"Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!"

"Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender? They each got 4 months."

"What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor"

"How do five gay men walk? One direction"

"Why did you name your dog karma? She's a bitch."

"I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin"

"I have been reporting moms on Facebook who brag about how perfect their lives are as fake news."