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Joke of the Day
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
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"You can lie about where you went to college & nobody has any idea. Pretty sure you can also just lie about going to college."
"Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok...[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*"
"Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans."
"What console does god use? Praystation"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."
"Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag"
"What do you call a gay person in a wheelchair chair? Rollaids"
"Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."