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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras? Because a and b shells are too small."
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"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"
"Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running."
"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""
"A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up. Now I get flaccid flashbacks."
"I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New Year's Eve party right after everyone yells ""...1!"""
"The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk"
"I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though"
"What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick."
"What did the passive-aggressive raven say? ""Nevermind, Nevermind"""