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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan? A twelf"
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"It's inspiring today to see so many voters researching and learning about an important issue they voted on yesterday"
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"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"
"*runs into the back of wife's leg with the grocery cart for the 5th time* me: We meet agai- wife: Go wait in the car me: Ok"
"Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
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"What do a Total Bitch and her Tampon have in common? NSFW They're both Stuck-up Cunts."
"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"
"The worst part of eating vegetables getting them out the wheelchair"