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Joke of the Day
"Question: In China... ...is everything ""Made in China""?"
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"Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water."
"My friend said a baby crying is the best form of birth control but there was a baby bawling next door all night & my girlfriend got pregnant"
"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."
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"How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband? She goes into town and blows a few bucks!"
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"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."
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"You think you know all about fractions... But you don't know the half of it."