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Joke of the Day
"About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"
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"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming and flailing about, like his passengers."
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large"
"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."
"Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus."
"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""
"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"
"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."
"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."