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Joke of the Day
"What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget? My girlfriend"
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"What do you call a pirate that pees on other people? Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly"
"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"
"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"
"Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker... ..You never know what you're going to catch."
"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"
"When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa, in his sleep Not like his passengers, screaming in pain"
"What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"
"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"
"What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper."