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Joke of the Day

"I'm afraid of people who keep smiling all the time. I feel like they still have plenty of space left for more bodies in their basement."

"What TV personality lives in your phone? SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)"

"I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."

"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."

"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."

"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"

"A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren) ""You look like your father, whoever he is."""

"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"

"Son: Mom, dad, I'm gay. Mom: *gasp* Dad: *clenches fists* Mom: Honey, stop! Dad: *steps forward* Mom: N- Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD."

"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"