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Joke of the Day

"Lois: ""I saw Batman yesterday. He's put on a lot of weight"" Clark: *lowers glasses* ""More like Fat- Lois: ""Oh my god it's Superman"""

"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"

"Why couldn't the man marry the melon? It was a cantaloupe."

"What does a Spanish cow say? Muuuuuuuey!"

"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"

"What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"

"If your name is Paul... (If you beat somebody in any way). Are you a flower? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT PAULINATED!"

"What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother."

"Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes."