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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 types of people in this world Those with the ability to extrapolate information from incomplete data"

"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it"

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"

"What Does an Old Lady's Vagina Taste Like? Depends."

"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."

"How did the snow man get to school? He took his icicle"

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"

"I'd like to buy a bed please. Certainly madam. Spring mattress? Oh no! I want to be able to use it all year."