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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it"
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"I was going to make a joke about amplifiers but I got too much negative feedback."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""
"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"
"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"
"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"
"What is a gay horse's favorite meal? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""