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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it"
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"Trump took a dump. He pumped. He jumped. Thump Thump. Whump!"
"How to get out of ANY jam. Switch to jelly."
"I asked my friend if I could borrow some money for condoms.... He gave me five bucks, and I told him ""Thanks for the *fucking* money."""
"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"
"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"
"When anyone says they've embarrassed themselves enough for one day, I smile, nod and think 'that kind of limit sounds nice'"
"Politics is like a car you press ""D"" to go forward and ""R"" to go back"
"Growing up my girlfriend was called the human calculator... but that's just because 14 year old boys would have her do handstands so they could see her boobies."
"My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass."