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Joke of the Day

"What Does an Old Lady's Vagina Taste Like? Depends."

"My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby."

"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"

"Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section."

"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"

"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."

"For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!"

"Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing."

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."