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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."
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"A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend."
"How many Obama-voters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Obama voters are obviously too lazy to work at anything, so they just HOPE for the lightbulb to CHANGE."
"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"
"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."
"I gave two pints of blood at the hospital. You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like... Who's blood is this, and how did you get it?"
"Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends"
"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"