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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"Before I die I want to be chased through the back of a Chinese restaurant."

"Why did the horse stumble? He was de-stable-ized."

"""You're saying it's all an act? Chewbacca: Indubitably, my good man."

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""

"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."

"How Did I Make It To The Middle East? Iran there."

"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"

"A fat Man is a joke... AND a fat woman is two jokes- one on herself and the other on her husband."

"How do you titillate an Ocelot? Ocillate it's tit a lot"