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Joke of the Day
"Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me. He said ""You da bomb!"""
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"Poland... Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on."
"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."
"ME: I hate him with 1/16th of the fibers of my being GUY: Not every fiber? ME: I hate alot of people. I'm not wasting all my fibers on 1 guy"
"Hearthstone's TGT Decks are live! Log In and Play!"
"There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable."
"Technically there is a lot of food in this house but none it is sweet or microwaveable therefore there is no food in the house."
"I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. Man, there was juice eveywhere!"
"What does America and my Milk have in common? Both will go bad in 9 days."
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"