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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokinoff"
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"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"
"""Guys. You guys. GUYS. Guys. YOU GUYS. Guys. Guys. GUYS."" - guy who discovered ice cream"
"What do you call freshly made cheese? Goudas-new"
"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."
"Did you hear about the pagan children's physician? He's the wiccapediatrician."
"The 15YO turns 16 today. Getting him a cake in the shape of a massive increase in our auto insurance premiums."
" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."