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Joke of the Day
"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"
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"You should never have sex with your family member. No matter how much they incest!"
"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
"Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry."
"Whats the age of consent in Thailand? 50$"
"What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor? Feminists."
"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."
"When I see a plate of food, I eat it, rather than photograph it like a dangerous psychopath with no respect for God's Law."
"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"