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Joke of the Day
"How did the snow man get to school? He took his icicle"
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"Guess who I ran into when I went to get my glasses. Everybody"
"A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time. Fin."
"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."
"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"
"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""
"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"
"I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street."
"[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good"
"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."