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Joke of the Day
"How did the snow man get to school? He took his icicle"
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"What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations? ""Holy moley, I didn't know that!"""
"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"
"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""
"My iPhone just autocorrected ""everyone"" to ""wartime"". I'm not entirely sure what that means but I'm pretty sure we're all going to die."
"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time."
"Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked"
"Who's bigger- Mister Bigger or Mister Bigger's baby? Well, Mister Bigger's baby's a just little bigger."
"Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do."
"This part of the joke is called the setup. This part is not."