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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."
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"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."
"obama follow me on twitter"
"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"
"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """
"What's red and white? Pink."
"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."
"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"
"Rioters are destroying Baltimore. Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe."
"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What can I get for you? Harambe: Just ice for Harambe. Bartender: Sorry, we're out of ice. Best I can give you is a shot."