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Joke of the Day

"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."

"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"

"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."

"Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer? Cause it tastes like piss."

"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."

"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"

"I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though."

"Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M."

"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."