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Joke of the Day
"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."
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"I sell balloons for $1 each, or if you want them blown up it's $1.20. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."
"My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down"
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"
"What do you call a pimp with his whores? A guard and hoes."
"What do you call s'mores in Spanish? S'mas"
"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""
"You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal"
"Hey guys. I think I've found Liam Neeson in these toilets. Shhh listen, every time I bash on the door he yells, ""This one's Taken 2."""
"Let he who is without selfie cast the first stone"