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Joke of the Day
"What's red and white? Pink."
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"I came up with the next musical fusion: Reggae and K-pop... I call it Ganja Style"
"doctor looking at his iPad: oh no, this isn't good ... Me: give it to me straight doc what is it doctor: well, I forgot my wifi password"
"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."
"What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers? I'm confused."
"I've been trying to think of a joke about Miley Cyrus... It just hasn't been twerking."
"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."
"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."
"So my dad dropped this on my mom this morning Mom - ""You know the neighbor always kisses his wife every morning before work. Why don't you do the same?"" Dad - ""How can I? I barely know her!"""
"If Trump had a brick for every lie Hillary has said He'd be able to build the wall for free."