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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."

"What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep? ""I herd that!"""

"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."

"I was staring at a fish. Suddenly, it started laughing ...It was probably because of my aqueous humor"

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"

"I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!"

"I told my dad ""Look, I got a B in reading!"" He said ""That's a D you idiot."" -Rocky Laporte http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m25nl8/comedy-central-presents-birthday"

"How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un."