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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """

"My date didn't go as planned and now I don't know what to do with this kiddie pool full of nacho cheese."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless you have muscular dystrophy, in which case you most certainly will not."

"sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours"

"The best part about dating a homeless girl You can drop her off anywhere."

"The giant panda is no longer endangered... It's now extinct"

"Went to a KKK meeting the other day... It was a load of white sheet."

"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."

"Pro-tip Ladies, try to refrain from plucking that one crazy hair from his nose while he's sleeping. He won't think it's as funny as you do."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."