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Joke of the Day
"If there's no God, why are feet naturally shoe-shaped?"
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"What is 168? Dinner for 4."
"I think Hillary Clinton will be the best president. If she couldn't screw Bill, how can she screw America?"
"Adam says to Eve... ""I wear the plants in this relationship!"""
"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"If your restaurant order starts with a question, I already hate you."
"What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble? A buble!"
"Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it."
"The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?"
"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."