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Joke of the Day
"Rioters are destroying Baltimore. Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe."
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"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask."
"MRW I see all this Fine Bros news [removed]"
"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""
"Netflix has a doc called ""Fascism in Colour""; wouldn't this be more of a ""black-and-white"" issue?"
"An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise... She stopped after realizing the effort it took to steer her scooter."
"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"